Which Cookies Crumbl Under Pressure?
Cookies shouldn’t be confusing, but here we are. Some Crumbl flavors feel like dessert dreams come true, while others land harder than week-old biscotti. This list breaks down which flavors keep your taste buds dancing and those that don’t deserve a stage.
1. Bubble Gum
Don’t let the pink color fool you. This flavor was basically fluoride fused with rogue cotton candy. You’ll taste synthetic sweetness before anything remotely cookie-like. It’s nostalgia without the charm.
Bubble Gum, Twix, Classic Krispy Bar & More! | Crumbl Weekly Flavors Oct 17-23 by Crumbl
2. Almost Everything Bagel
Here’s the thing: cookies don’t need garlic. Or onion. Especially not with frosting. This flavor took brunch too literally, blending bagel toppings with a cream cheese swirl that left many disgusted. Sweet and savory fought, and nobody won.
Crumbl Cookies Review | Almost Everything Bagel | French Toast by Gist Family T.V.
3. Sugar Shark
Those gummy sharks won’t bite, but the overly sweet base sure does. What should’ve been playful turned toothache-level intense. Imagine sugar on sugar with artificial blue dye riding right beside. Kids might dive in once, but you? You’ll avoid these waters after one bite.
4. Apple Pie
Warm apples and brown sugar sound promising, right? Not when they’re baked into something that chews like a stale breakfast bar. The texture might feel processed, the flavor barely registers, and the cinnamon’s more whisper than shout. Your grandma’s pie wouldn’t recognize this knockoff.
Apple Pie | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
5. Wedding Cake
Lavish in name, underwhelming in delivery. The frosting—too tart, too much—drowns any hint of almond or vanilla in the base. You expect elegance, but what you get is a raspberry overload on a dry, dense bite. You won’t say “I do” to this one.
6. Chilled Cookie & Cream Milkshake
Straight out of the fridge, this one wants to be smooth and creamy but crumbles under pressure. The cookie base lacks boldness, and the frosting is a bland swirl of underachieving dairy fluff. You’re promised a milkshake in cookie form, but instead, you sip disappointment.
Cookies & Cream Milkshake | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
7. Chilled Twix
The concept teased potential: a shortbread base, caramel, and chocolate drizzle. Sounds like a hit, right? Except nothing stays put. The caramel oozes sideways, and the cookie softens too fast. You don’t crunch, you mush. If balance matters to you, skip this sticky juggling act.
Caramel Shortbread featuring Twix® | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
8. Lemon Glaze
Your first bite might zing with citrus, but then comes the aftershock. It’s not refreshing, not light, just sharp—like lemon concentrate mistaken for lemon zest. The glaze pools unevenly, and the base feels confused. You’re better off squeezing a real lemon on toast.
9. Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS Cookie
What started as clever branding turned into a mediocre stage performance. This was a purple cookie with a punchy title, but no real solo. It has a mild flavor and forgettable structure. Fans expected rebellion, or at least flair, but got moodiness with a dry delivery.
10. Peach Cobbler
Fruit-forward? Yes. But this cobbler-inspired cookie delivers mush. The topping slides around like it’s avoiding commitment, and the base absorbs everything into a jammy blur. With this one, don’t expect Georgia; expect a peach-scented puzzle on a napkin.
You’ve seen the flavors that flopped, but Crumbl doesn’t just live on its failures. Let’s roll into the crowd-pleasers, starting with a flavor that gets it exactly right.
1. Sea Salt Toffee
Get ready for a power move in cookie form. The toffee chunks melt just enough to caramelize the edges while the sea salt cuts through the richness like a pro. You’ll taste golden sugar and savor a soft chew, all with a finish that begs another bite.
Sea Salt Toffee | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
2. Chocolate Peanut Butter (Oreo)
Crush your cravings with this heavyweight. A deep cocoa cookie stuffed with velvety peanut butter mousse and topped with Oreo crumbs? Yes, please. Every layer delivers its own punch. After this, every other dessert bar will get benched.
3. Brownie Batter
Rich, dense, and decadent, Brownie Batter lands somewhere between unbaked and brilliant. Nobody finds a crunch here, just a molten center that clings to the fork. This flavor is likely to sell out early; it’s one of the best.
Brownie Batter | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
4. Mom’s Recipe
Old-school warmth, straight from memory lane. This oatmeal-based favorite throws in chocolate chips and toffee bits. The texture? Chewy perfection. The flavor? Balanced and sincere. If cookies had hearts, they would beat slowly and steadily, just like Sunday baking.
Mom's Recipe | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
5. Kentucky Butter Cake
Buttery doesn’t begin to cover it. This cake-cookie hybrid glistens with a sugar glaze that hits before your teeth even sink in. Think of it as Southern-inspired satisfaction that sticks to your soul more than your plate.
6. Cornbread with Honey Buttercream
Sweet meets savory and never looks back. Imagine buttery cornbread warmth crowned with smooth honey buttercream, then topped with a drizzle that tastes like a fairground dream. Every bite feels like a Southern welcome. Sure, the crumbs stick to your fingers, but you won’t mind.
Cornbread Honey Cake | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
7. Chocolate Covered Strawberry
Love at first bite? Absolutely. The strawberry frosting pairs with a soft cocoa cookie base that holds its own. It’s Valentine’s Day in its own little box, complete with an unbeatable flavor that feels like Cupid's arrow.
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8. Waffle Cookie
This one’s a morning person’s cookie. Served with syrup and shaped like breakfast, it brings maple-laced batter and buttery nostalgia to every square. This cookie is chewy, crispy, and dipped in golden tones that shout brunch.
Waffle | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
9. Honey Cake Ft. Teddy Grahams
A graham-flavored cookie topped with honey butter frosting and two tiny bears you’re almost guilty to eat. But you will. Texture meets charm, and the flavor is one we can get behind. It’s playful and crafted to coax your inner kid out.
Graham Cracker ft. Teddy Grahams® | Crumbl Cookies by Crumbl
10. Pink Velvet
Subtle and sophisticated, this cookie serves berry-tinted elegance with a hint of tart cream cheese frosting. Unlike its louder red cousin, Pink Velvet stays cool under pressure, and you’ll appreciate its clean finish and refined tone.
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