We've all had those little moments with our dads, haven't we? Those moments where he has to lean in and say, "Don't tell your mother about this." Whether it's because you scraped a knee or fell in the lake and nearly drowned or just because he let you stay up late and watch a scary movie, we all have stories we don't tell or moms. (Or aren't supposed to!)
Let's take a look at some of the internet's best "don't tell mommy" stories.
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45. The secret anniversary
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44. The sugar bugs
43. No sleep
42. Daddy was a gamer
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41. Get out of ticket free card
40. Smuggler's blues
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39. Statute of limitations
38. Late-night hangouts
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37. War and peace
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36. Junk food and profanity
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35. Partners in crime
34. Watch out for the 5-0
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33. The big breakfast
32. Safety second
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31. The power of the mom
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30. A literal coverup
29. Imagination is so important
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28. Raise the roof
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27. Not the best use of money
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26. Reverse psychology
25. Screw the rules
24. Age inappropriate
23. Sink or swim
I was at the beach with my dad since I was staying with him for the weekend (divorced parents). We went swimming in the ocean near this rock formation that jutted out of the sea no more than 100m off the shoreline. We went in when it was high tide turning into low tide and we got swept out by a riptide that formed around the rock.
My dad told me he was too tired and old to swim out and was just going to let the current take him and hope it would spit him out. I, a young, strong swimmer, started swimming parallel to the shore for a good 15-20 min straight, according to my dad (felt like hours to me).
I got out and started screaming for help and saying that my dad was still stuck in the ocean. No one could see him and I was so scared he had drowned. Then someone said, "Is that him over there?" and pointed about 200m down the beach. Sure enough, there was my dad walking towards us in his lumo green swim trunks. I ran to him and we met in the middle and fiercely hugged because we had both thought we had lost the other forever.
As we were packing up to leave shortly after, I looked at him and asked, "I don't have to tell Mama about this, do I?" And he snorted in an "Oh dear God no" manner and said: "Please do not tell your mother about this."
Considering I've almost drowned 3 times under and broke my collarbone under my father's care, I can understand his desire to keep this under wraps too.
22. That's a grownup drink
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21. Dads are real people too
20. An unsurprising surprise
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19. Okay, this one just isn't cool
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18. The rocket launchers
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17. Swearing to secrecy
16. The bright side of life
My dad sang "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" to us once, and we cracked up. So when Mom had a weekend business trip and Dad had to entertain us, he went out and rented Monty Python's Life of Brian. Mind you, he hadn't seen that since it was in theaters, some 18 years earlier.
Dad, at the video store: Hmm, I don't remember this being rated R. Well, I'll be right there with the girls, I can explain anything that's a bit adult.
Dad, after the movie: Kids, it's very important that you don't repeat any of the jokes you've just learned about naked people or private parts, especially not at school... Or to your mother!
15. Taking the bait
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14. That's not my name
13. A mishap at the zoo
12. Snitching on dad
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11. Something's afoot
10. Do the Dew
9. Saving face
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8. A good Dad has your back
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7. There's always money for Waffle House
6. Don't ask about the money
5. Unleashed
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4. Down the hatch
3. Is your dad Oprah?
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2. You need to talk to the cat
1. Halley's comet
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