We've all done things that we hope no one ever finds out about. But the trouble with secrets is they gnaw away at your insides until you have an ulcer. So it's best to let them out in a way that allows you to give voice to your feelings about your past deeds... but, you know, without the obligation of taking responsibility.
These people from all over the world have gone online to share confessions they need to get off their chests. Some are serious, some are fairly mild, but all are interesting stories. We hope you enjoy them.
40. "I wrote a fake letter to my principal to get attention"
39. "I use my roommate's face towel to clean up his pee"
38. "I stole thousands of dollars of change while working at McDonald's"
37. "I secretly changed our bed without my wife knowing"
36. "I ruined a girl's gymnastics career by kicking open a door"
35. "I made my school believe they broke my iPad so they would buy me a new one"
34. "I stole a microwave from Walmart out of desperation"
33. "I met my current boyfriend while he was on a date with another woman and I was their server"
32. "I throw out my coworkers' mugs because they're jerks"
31. "My brother became a trans woman and I'm jealous that she's prettier than I am"
30. "I ghosted my boyfriend of five years"
29. "I punched a girl in the face"
28. "I committed a far worse crime to get out of a traffic ticket"
27. "I'm the water thief"
26. "I get money for nothing"
25. "I've been messing with my wife's coffee for four years"
24. "I stole about $20,000"
23. "I've been on the run for 7 years"
22. "I wish I hadn't had another kid"
21. "I am in a cult and I shouldn't be typing this right now"
20. "I cheated my way to an advanced degree"
19. "I overcharged 5,000 people"
18. "I slept with my daughter's boyfriend"
17. "My friend was in love with my wife for years"
16. "I held my boyfriend at gunpoint for 8 hours"
15. "I got free lunches for years"
14. "I caused a UFO panic"
13. "When I was a nanny, I read the mom's diary"
12. "My brother beat me up so I ruined his relationship"
11. "I buried treasure so my dad could find it"
10. "I lied about having a degree to get my job"
9. "I destroyed property to get out of a ticket"
8. "I am my son's ghost writer"
7. "I stole $40 from my mom to buy Pringles"
6. "I tricked two people I didn't know into meeting awkwardly"
5. "I ruined my boss's birthday on purpose"
4. "I conned my way into becoming a therapist"
3. "I deliberately gave a nasty manager a horrible gift for Christmas"
2. "I lied about completing a major school assignment and got away with it"
1. "I sold a customer's shoes so she would have to buy new ones"
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Dec 5, 2024