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Chocolate disappointment tends to sting a lot more than other food letdowns. Some bars look promising but deliver weird aftertastes or flavors that remind you of things chocolate should never taste like. Meanwhile, certain chocolates never let you down, delivering that perfect sweet escape every single time. So, here are 10 that people usually dislike, along with 10 that are beloved the world over.
1. Lily's Intensely Dark 92% Cacao
Professional reviewers literally spat this chocolate out during taste tests. The culprit? Artificial sweeteners like stevia create an unpleasant aftertaste that lingers long after eating. Despite being marketed as a healthier option, it's one of the most expensive bars on the market.
2. Beyond Good Pure Dark 92% Cocoa
Imagine biting into what you expect to be rich chocolate, only to taste vegetable soup with curry accidentally mixed in. Well, that's the Beyond Good experience. This costly disappointment contains minimal cocoa butter or sugar, forming a very bitter and hard texture.
Beyond Good - 100% Traceable, Chocolate and Vanilla, Made At The Source by Beyond Good
3. Cadbury Dairy Milk (US Version)
The Takeout's professional taste test in 2024 crowned this the absolute worst milk chocolate bar, and there's solid reasoning behind the harsh verdict. What should be creamy, sweet milk chocolate instead lacks any detectable cocoa flavor, tasting overly milky and cheap.
US vs UK Cadbury | Food Wars | Insider Food by Insider Food
4. Charleston Chew
Customer nightmares tell the real story: "totally stale old discolored" pieces with a "grey unappetizing appearance". Others also report receiving products where "half of the bag was melted out of their wrappers and clumped together in a massive ball of nasty mess."
[ASMR] CHARLESTON CHEW Chocolate and Vanilla Flavour by Candy Inspector
5. Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar
That signature tangy, sour milk flavor is a bug caused by butyric acid, which some unfortunate souls compare to vomit. The chocolate lacks the crisp snap of quality bars, instead delivering a consistently disappointing experience that somehow remains America's most recognizable chocolate.
Inside the HERSHEY Chocolate Factory | Unwrapped | Food Network by Food Network
6. Theo Pure Dark 85% Dark Chocolate
Despite showing off organic, fair trade, and non-GMO credentials that should guarantee quality, this item tastes like it absorbed flavors of spices and soaps from sitting too long in a shop. The extremely powdery texture leaves an unpleasant film coating on your teeth.
Theo Organic 85% Extra Dark Pure Dark Chocolate Review by Glenn's Fast Reviews ᵀᴹ
7. 3 Musketeers
Apparently, the American Heart Association recommends women consume no more than 25 grams of sugar daily, but one 3 Musketeers bar packs 36 grams, exceeding the entire daily limit. As per sources, Eat This Not That named it one of the worst candy bars.
Do 3-Ingredient, 3-Musketeers Bars Taste Like the Originals? by emmymade
8. Almond Joy
The polarizing coconut ingredient brings widespread hatred among consumers who find the texture completely off-putting. Well, that's not even the main problem. Customer reviews reveal the harsh reality: receiving "old candy" with "stale" almonds that "have melted at some point" during shipping.
Pastry Chef Attempts to Make Gourmet Almond Joys | Gourmet Makes | Bon Appétit by Bon Appétit
9. Bettergoods Cookie Butter Filled Milk Chocolate
Walmart launched this Swiss-made, Fair Trade-certified bar in 2024 as its premium chocolate option, but premium certifications can't fix fundamental taste problems. The overly sweet profile overwhelms any subtle cookie butter notes, while the hard chocolate refuses to melt properly.
10. Butterfinger
Talk about an unbalanced eating experience. An odd residue and persistent aftertaste stick around long after you've finished eating, making you regret the choice. The layered peanut interior's strange appearance feels off-putting to many folks, while the chocolate coating is ineffective.
The Secret to Making Butterfingers (from Unwrapped) | Unwrapped | Food Network by Food Network
Now, let's look at 10 chocolate bars that deserve your money and taste buds.
1. Snickers
Named after the Mars family's favorite horse, this 1930 chocolate has galloped to global dominance with over $380 million in annual sales. The perfect balance of nougat, caramel, peanuts, and milk chocolate crafts a texture contrast that keeps people coming back.
Surprise Eggs & Cone Candy with Snickers 🥚🍦🍫 by Candy Bright Yummy
2. Kit Kat
Safety-conscious consumers appreciate that it's nut-free, making it accessible for those with allergies. That iconic "Give Me a Break" campaign turned Kitkat into the ultimate stress-relief candy. It is famous for its wide variety in Japan, where over 300 flavors have been introduced.
How KitKat Are Made In a Factory | See How They Make 8 Million Bars Every Day! by Food Tech Today
3. Tony's Chocolonely Dark Chocolate
Belgian craftsmanship shines through the chocolate’s distinctive gemstone cut and luxurious matte finish. The Kitchn's 2024 blind taste test crowned it the winner, earning the highest marks across all professional criteria. Tasters describe it as "creamy," "fudgy," and “luxe.”
Tony's Chocolonely Dark Chocolate Bar 6 Ounces Review by 9malls
4. Reese's Peanut Butter Bar
This one is part of the successful Reese's brand empire that generates incredible sales and fierce customer loyalty across all product lines. The thick chocolate coating provides a more substantial chocolate feel, satisfying those who want more cocoa in their peanut butter treat.
Giant Reese's Peanut Butter Bar Review! by Maverick Baking
5. Dove Dark Chocolate
Individual squares are precisely portioned for controlled indulgence. Many consumers believe that the brand's "Choose Pleasure" messaging aligns appropriately with the actual eating experience. It features silky, melt-in-your-mouth consistency. Nutritionally, a serving of about 32 grams contains around 170 calories.
dove promises dark chocolate | food review | are they worth it?! by Mango Munchies Reviews
6. Ghirardelli Intense Dark 86% Cacao
Dating back to 1852, this chocolate maker has mastered the art of balancing bitterness with subtle sweetness. The complexity and richness deliver exactly what dark chocolate lovers crave without overwhelming inexperienced palates. Additionally, the strong flavor profile complements coffee's natural intensity.
Is Dark Chocolate Healthy? Ghirardelli 86% Cacao Review by Average Dude Reviews
7. Milky Way/Mars Bar
Different names in different markets—Milky Way in the US, Mars globally—but the same beloved formula that appeals across cultural boundaries. The nougat and caramel mixture without nuts specifically targets consumers who prefer smoother textures over crunchy additions. It is lighter than Snickers.
10 Milky Way Secrets You NEED To Know! by BabbleTop
8. Twix
Did you know that this biscuit-caramel-chocolate combination earns more than $192 million annually? Classic Twix bars consist of a crunchy biscuit/cookie, a thick layer of caramel, and a smooth milk chocolate covering. The combination yields its yummy “snap” and creamy mouthfeel.
9. Toblerone
Collecting $135 million in annual sales, the famous Swiss creation remains popular as both a personal treat and a gift chocolate worldwide. The unique triangular shape mimics the Swiss Alps alongside those honey notes, which add unexpected complexity to the milk chocolate base.
10. Cadbury Royal Dark
This bar serves as the ultimate stepping stone between milk and intense dark chocolate for those hesitant about dark chocolate. It offers richness and slight bitterness while maintaining approachable sweetness. The Cadbury Royal Dark chocolate bar was first introduced in 2002.
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